Every Labour Weekend for many years Ian and Frank have gone camping together at their favourite fishing spot.
This year, Ian's wife puts her foot down and tells him he's not going.
Frank decides to go on his own.
Two days later, he gets to the camping site only to find Ian already there, sitting next to a camp fire, beer in his hand and with a tent already set up.
"Geeez Ian, I thought I was going to be on my own for 4 days ......... how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, it was pretty easy really ..... on Wednesday night my wife finished reading Fifty Shades Of Grey,
As soon as she closed the book she literally dragged me into our bedroom, lying on the bed was a pair of handcuffs and some ropes.
She laid down and told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed.
After I had done that she said,
"OK big boy, Do whatever you want.........................
"So here I am"