IF OBJECT_ID('tempdb..#DBAAnswers') IS NOT NULL
		DROP TABLE #DBAAnswers;
	CREATE TABLE #DBAAnswers(Answer VARCHAR(200) NOT NULL);
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('It sounds like a SAN problem.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('You know what you need? Bacon.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Talk to the developers about that.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Let''s post that on StackOverflow.com and find out.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Have you tried adding an index?');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Have you tried dropping an index?');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('You can''t prove anything.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('If you watched our Tuesday webcasts, you''d already know the answer to that.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Please phrase the question in the form of an answer.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Outlook not so good. Access even worse.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Did you try asking the rubber duck? http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2012/03/rubber-duck-problem-solving.html');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Oooo, I read about that once.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('I feel your pain.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('http://LMGTFY.com');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('No comprende Ingles, senor.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('I don''t have that problem on my Mac.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Is Priority Boost on?');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Have you tried rebooting your machine?');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Try defragging your cursors.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Why are you wearing that? Do you have a job interview later or something?');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('I''m ashamed that you don''t know the answer to that question.');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('What do I look like, a Microsoft Certified Master? Oh, wait...');
	INSERT INTO #DBAAnswers VALUES ('Duh.');
	SELECT TOP 1 Answer FROM #DBAAnswers ORDER BY NEWID();
	DROP TABLE #DBAAnswers;