After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be
in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask
me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife I
am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the
second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything
appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would
like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or
concerns.

The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the
first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know
why?"

"Oh that crazy old ass hole," she replied. "That's because the first
time is usually in January and the second time is in August."