>>>>>> TEACHER: Why are you late?
>>>>>> STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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>>>>>> TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
>>>>>> JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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>>>>>> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
>>>>>> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
>>>>>> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>>>>>> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
>>>>>> (I Love this child)
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>>>>>> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>>>>>> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
>>>>>> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>>>>>> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
>>>>>> ________________________________
>>>>>> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
>>>>>> WINNIE: Me!
>>>>>> ________________________________________
>>>>>> TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
>>>>>> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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>>>>>> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
>>>>>> MILLIE: I is.....
>>>>>> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
>>>>>> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
>>>>>> ______________________________
>>>>>> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
>>>>>> but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
>>>>>> LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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>>>>>> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
>>>>>> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
>>>>>> ____________________________
>>>>>> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
>>>>>> CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
>>>>>> (I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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>>>>>> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
>>>>>> HAROLD: A teacher.
>>>>>> ________________________________
>>>>>> PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH