Wait a minute, this mascara won't turn me into Natalie Portman? I'm shocked! Horrified. I want my money back...

Seems silly, but a Christian Dior mascara ad has been banned in the U.K. because Natalie Portman's exquisite, thick, Bambi eyelashes were just too long.

http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/blogs/beauty/natalie-portman-dior-mascara-ad-banned-having-lashes-164400197.html