1. **Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer
at passing Cars. Watch them slow down!

2. **On all your cheque stubs, write ' For **Marijuana'
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3. *Skip down the street* *rather than walk and see how many looks you
get.

**4. **Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.*

5. *Sing along at the Opera.*

6. *When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'*

7. *When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run
for your lives! They're loose!'*

8. *Tell your children over dinner, **'Due to the economy,
we are going to have to let one of you go.'* *
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*And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity
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**9. **PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.